A big
corporation hired several cannibals. "You are all part of our team
now," said the HR manager during the welcome briefing. "You get all
the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but
please don't eat any of the other employees." The cannibals promised they
would not.
A few weeks
later the cannibals' boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm
satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of
you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads,
"No," they said.
After the boss
left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others angrily, "Right,
which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"
A hand rose
hesitantly in admission. "You fool!" said the leader, "For weeks
we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything, but nooo, you had to go
and eat someone important!..."
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